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Sanity or vanity?
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German passenger strips naked on flight, forcing plane to turn around.

Seeded on Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:46 PM EDT
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A GERMAN passenger stripped naked on an Iberia flight from Madrid to Frankfurt, forcing the pilot to turn the plane around so the man could be arrested, the Spanish airline said today

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Jo.ex royal.navy

Well, I am a bit down today. I have been feeling a bit off colour. But I saw this and nearly choked. The German Sausage (Bratwurstmeister) Lets it loose on an aircraft. Maybe he was on his way to a Hedonist holiday, or was he just too hot?

  • 4 votes
Reply#1 - Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:55 PM EDT
Soph0571

LOL Jo tooooo funny!

  • 4 votes
#1.1 - Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:00 PM EDT
beej mcl

the Weiner effect has gone international.

  • 3 votes
#1.2 - Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:34 PM EDT
Jo.ex royal.navy

Hi beej.

the Weiner effect has gone international.

Oh, yes. I can see people getting naked all over the sky soon.

  • 4 votes
#1.3 - Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:06 PM EDT
beej mcl

have any facebook photos surfaced yet?

uh, never mind.

  • 3 votes
#1.4 - Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:28 PM EDT
Jo.ex royal.navy

have any facebook photos surfaced yet?

I don't know, I am not going there. hahahahaha.

  • 4 votes
#1.5 - Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:52 PM EDT
Kathy-1571680

Gee how bad did he look if the only thing that turned around was the plane.

  • 4 votes
#1.6 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:07 AM EDT
Jo.ex royal.navy

Gee how bad did he look if the only thing that turned around was the plane.

Hahahahaha!! Love it Kathy. FR sent.

  • 3 votes
#1.7 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:31 AM EDT
Kathy-1571680

;) Aww thanks Jo Looking forward to the FR.

  • 1 vote
#1.8 - Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:26 AM EDT
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chitownty

Well sometimes the cabin does get a bit warm!

  • 3 votes
Reply#2 - Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:00 PM EDT
Jo.ex royal.navy

Well sometimes the cabin does get a bit warm!

Sure it does, it can also get very sreamy when guys start taking off their cloths I think. Thanks for calling by. :-)

  • 3 votes
#2.1 - Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:10 PM EDT
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English Oak

nothing to declare then

  • 3 votes
Reply#3 - Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:42 PM EDT
Jo.ex royal.navy

nothing to declare then

Just some Bratwurst. Hahahahahahahahaha.

  • 4 votes
#3.1 - Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:12 PM EDT
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Kyle-2710718

nothing to declare then

Laugh now...

If airport security gets any worse, we may ALL be flying naked soon, just to get through their infernal scanners.

  • 4 votes
Reply#4 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:06 AM EDT
Jo.ex royal.navy

Laugh now?????

Keep laughing folks. Its all we can do.

  • 4 votes
#4.1 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:19 AM EDT
English Oak

give me a fig leaf or give me death, well i'd die of embarrasment

  • 5 votes
#4.2 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:24 AM EDT
Jo.ex royal.navy

Hi EO.

Good to see ya. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kyle has a good point, but you might have also, under that leaf. :-)

  • 4 votes
#4.3 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:05 AM EDT
English Oak

Hi Jo, its not just the vine that withers :(

  • 4 votes
#4.4 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:12 AM EDT
Jo.ex royal.navy

EO. Hi Jo, its not just the vine that withers

I am told that cold can also cause a problem. Half an hour with me can be a Miraculous cure mind you. xoxo Hahahahahaha. Its a slow news day, sorry folks.

  • 3 votes
#4.5 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:30 AM EDT
Kyle-2710718

give me a fig leaf or give me death, well i'd die of embarrasment

Or, stage fright? :-p

its not just the vine that withers

That must be why they keep it so cold at airport checkpoints... Men shrivel, while the ladies get 'perky'.

Its a slow news day, sorry folks.

Nah... This is more interesting than the other crap they are calling news! :-)

  • 3 votes
#4.6 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:13 PM EDT
English Oak

Men shrivel lol, i be arrested for trying to smuggle out a baby turtle

  • 4 votes
#4.7 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:29 PM EDT
Jo.ex royal.navy

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. You had best hope its not a snapping turtle.!!!!!!

  • 3 votes
#4.8 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:04 PM EDT
Kyle-2710718

You had best hope its not a snapping turtle.!!!!!!

Mine doesn't snap... It spits! BEWARE!!! LOL!

  • 3 votes
#4.9 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:07 PM EDT
Jo.ex royal.navy

Mine doesn't snap... It spits! BEWARE!!! LOL!

Are you boasting, or complaining Kyle. Hahahahahahaha

  • 3 votes
#4.10 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:45 PM EDT
Kyle-2710718

Are you boasting, or complaining Kyle.

LOL! Neither.

It really does spit! (:-P)

  • 3 votes
#4.11 - Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:33 AM EDT
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US Houtkop

If it wasn't for airport security, I'd have no sex life at all!

  • 3 votes
Reply#5 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:54 AM EDT
Jo.ex royal.navy

US Houtkop.

If it wasn't for airport security, I'd have no sex life at all!

I think an article on this might be up next weekend. FR on the way to you.

  • 3 votes
#5.1 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:01 AM EDT
US Houtkop

Thanks Jo. Acceptance in advance.

  • 3 votes
#5.2 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:07 AM EDT
English Oak

US Houtkop, and after your fun you can't have that cigarette

  • 3 votes
#5.3 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:09 AM EDT
US Houtkop

I know! Bummer!

  • 2 votes
#5.4 - Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:26 PM EDT
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ruthlessmoose

wrong time for streaking

  • 3 votes
Reply#6 - Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:23 PM EDT
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